The Artful Jurist

Not since the 2004 Superbowl haltime "wardrobe malfunction" (a.k.a. Justin Timberlake reaches up, grabs Janet Jackson's costume by the collar, and rips the clothing to expose her bare breast -- y'know, the kind of totally accidental happening we've all experienced from time to time when we grab hold of a woman's clothing and tear it off her in public, right?) has there been much concern over a repeat incident...er, uh...that is, a repeat totally accidental happening.

Since then, broadcasters have reportedly made greater use of the seven-second delay technology to give them the opportunity to pull the plug on unexpected happenings that the Federal Communications Commission tends to frown upon -- and levy fines.  (Ms. Jackson's bosom cost CBS TV stations in excess of a half-million dollars.)  Additionally, almost as if to assure that no breasts would make an unscheduled appearance and rile the FCC, Superbowl halftime shows since 2004 have featured only headline performers who don't have breasts (i.e., guys).

But this year's Super Sunday halftime show features none other than the material girl, herself -- Madonna.  And, well, she's not really famous for what might be called demure behavior.  So, yes, the term "wardrobe malfunction" reared its head during her pre-performance news conference.  And Ms. Madonna has promised there will be no malfuctions with her wardrobe.

Just to be on the safe side, perhaps NBC should keep the checkbook handy, just in case.